Pet Peeve... Idiots

So, I had two short "experiences" that I thought would go nicely together as one post.

Experience 1.
It's just about freezing around here this season. I was out for a walk, very bundled up, and I happened to notice a guy walking around, quite non-chalantly, in his shorts and a tee-shirt texting on his phone like he had not a care in the world. Now, mind you... this guy was not 1,000 pounds. He was quite normal. It just made me wonder, "Wow... what kind of person walks around in the dead of winter in JUST SHORTS AND A TEE-SHIRT??? An ASSHOLE... that's who!"

About a week later, I saw a skinny, disgusting 13-year-old boy walking around in the freezing cold with shorts, a tee-shirt and a cocked baseball cap complete with a little pot belly and a wide-open mouth. I wanted to punch him. "Okay Mr. 13-year-old pot-belly... do you think your cool with your shorts and pot-belly?" No. I think your an ASSHOLE!

Experience 2.
It just so happens that I overheard a conversation between two people who were discussing eye drops and why they use them. (Weird I know). Anyway, the one person said, "I use eye drops everyday because my eyes get really red and dry." Normal, I thought, that is typically why people use eye drops. The second person said, "Yeah, I use eye drops because my eyes are so watery." UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Why the FUCK would you use EYE DROPS for WATERY EYES??????????????????? No idea, but this person was CLEARLY AN IDIOT !!!!!!!!!!

The Joys of Wal-Mart

It's rare that I venture out to Wal-mart to shop, but once in a while, it happens. It seems that every time I go, I am more and more displeased with my shopping experience.

Yesterday for example, I literally wanted to get IN and get the F*&% OUT since I knew EXACTLY what I wanted to purchase: Picture frames. Wal-Mart does have great prices on picture frames.

I walked in and thought that I should be able to find them on my own. So, I walked around the store, trying to navigate through everything and I was unsuccessful. I thought, "my fault... I should have asked for help in the beginning."

Then,I walked up to whom I thought was a competent employee and said, "excuse me, where can I find picture frames?" She responded in a haphazard way that told me, she has no idea.

So, I walked away and asked the next person I could find. "Excuse me, where can I find picture frames?" This kid, also had no idea... he walked over to another sales person and asked them the same question. At this point, I was mildly frustrated but not to the point of disaster.

They pointed me to a vague area of the store called "furnishings." Funny, I thought... I just came from "furnishings." So again, I strolled through praying at this point to find what I wanted and GET THE HELL OUT. No such luck, THERE ARE NO PICTURE FRAMES IN THE "FURNISHINGS" SECTION OF WAL-MART!!!!!!

At this point, I have just made my way THRICE around the ENTIRE store. I thought as part of the "Wal-mart training course" employees were supposed to have a GENERAL knowledge of where the fuck things were in the store!

FINALLY I asked a lady who looked semi-intelligent and she was able to tell me EXACTLY where the fucking picture frames were. THANK GOD.

Lesson learned... never shop in Wal-Mart without knowing EXACTLY where your going. They should hand out MAPS to customers who want to get in and get the FUCK OUT!