Jean Jackets...

The illusive jean jacket… Fashionable? Yes. Timeless? Yes. A good way to keep warm? HARDLY...
Imagine this…An extremely chilly night in October…late October. Your about to take an amazing hay ride... (Flasks allowed of course, or else it wouldn’t be “amazing”).
You’re wearing a cute outfit and (not wanting to mess up the whole “look” of the outfit by throwing on a hefty coat that does nothing but give you an extra ten pounds…) you hastily decide on your “always fashionable” jean jacket…BIG MISTAKE…
Now, everyone’s experienced it at least once in their life…the ice cold jean of the jacket rubbing against your goose bumped arms. Hairs being ravished between your skin and your jean jacket is HARDLY a “warming” feeling…not to mention your so cold and uncomfortable at this point because of your hasty decision to bring along a jean jacket, that you really cant even move…the more you move, the more you feel the cold piercing your skin and the more your goose bumped arms becoming chaffed, (or so it feels…).
Now, instead of enjoying this nice October evening, your cursing yourself at the choice you made to grab your jean jacket in the first place, therefore making your night barely enjoyable…(hey, at least you have a flask on this hayride or else it would have REALLY sucked…)
At this point in the evening, you decide to start hardcore pounding the whiskey in your flask just in order to make yourself feel “warm” from the strong liquor.
To conclude, jean jackets are for drunkards…grab a zip up sweat shirt, stop bitching and GET WARM…without the whiskey…