Bugs

I don't like bugs. To put it mildly, I fucking HATE them and I'm really sick of everyone criticizing me for being for "terrified" of them. I think its total B.S with a capital B and with emphasis on the S.

I feel like everyone is always hounding me and yelling at me for not wanting to be around bugs. Sorry guys, but I've watched the Discovery Channel enough to know that probably half of the bugs around us could be deadly.

Example Questions:

1. Are you allergic to bees/wasps?
I'm not sure and guess what; I don't want to find out! It is possible to DIE from a bee or wasp sting if you’re allergic… so am I crazy for running away? NO!

2. Which spiders are poisonous?
Let me think, I don't fucking know therefore I'm pretty sure I don't want to be around ANY of them... I'd rather not take that chance since certain spider bites ARE deadly thank-you-very-much!!! (Yes, that deserves three exclamation points.)

3. Why be afraid of flies?
Have you ever walked down the street and seen a pile of shit? What is all over that pile? FLIES!!! Do you really think that I want a fly either landing on me, my food or anything in my house after it's taken several bites out of dog shit? NO!!!!!

4. What about moths?
Well, they are just the most disgusting bug-creature to ever be created. I'm not even sure what they could do besides land in your ear and leave a powdery residue but they are so gross that I don't even want to think about it.

Clearly, there are MANY other bugs that I could reference at this point but I think it's quite clear that I can be a non-bug fan and I think that everyone else should get off my damn back about it! Bottom line, I hate bugs.