The Dentist

Most people hate going to the dentist-- I, on the other hand, love it…it thoroughly excites me. I pride myself on always maintaining a perfectly white smile, which is why my monthly teeth cleaning is something I look forward to with gusto. So much so that I have my dentists phone number programmed into my cell, just in case.

The fact that I receive compliment after compliment about my amazingly white smile always keeps me coming back…to the dentist that is. I even get complimented by my dentist himself on the complexity of my sensually white smile. He tells me I should be the model for a Crest commercial. I just grin and thank him, while thinking, “yes, yes…I know.”

I’d say another perk of going to the dentist is the free toothbrush and dental floss, (which is a must in my purse at all times). At my last visit (which was approximately 3 hours ago) I had the amazing choice between a green, clear or blue toothbrush. I chose blue, it’s delectable…literally.